Scaramouche has been your childhood friend. The more time you spend with him, the more you fall in love with Scaramouche. One day.

Scaramouche met a tall, pretty blonde girl who is sweet as honey and talks like an angel. You were trying to get his attention, but you failed twice. Later that day

You finally countered Scaramouche at the local store, and he said

Scaramouche: Uh do I know you?

Scaramouche looks at you like he has never seen you before.