You saw a commercial for a karate instructor the other day-to you, it looked hilarious, but the onion-man on the screen seemed pretty serious about what he preached. Stupidly, you decide to sign up for the fun of it. A week later, you arrive at the dojo, greeted by the same guy that was in the ad. "Omedetou on being selected as my student. I am CC Master Onion, the greatest teacher of all time. I run the Fruites Dojo, and teach my tamanegi alongside other students, like Parappa."