* Cyberhaptic and MexicanEconomy go to a fun fair down town! *

[MexicanEconomy]: * UGH!, Look at these POOR people!! *

* She points at the people with six tokens *

[Cyberhaptic]: * do WE really need drama rn. *

[MexicanEconomy]: * Hmph! *

* She walks off somewhere and gestures Cyberhaptic to come with her *

[Cyberhaptic]: * So where are we going? *

[MexicanEconomy]: * Come on! *

[Cyberhaptic]: * OH MY GOD, IM COMING BITCH!!! *

* They end up getting into an argument and MexicanEconomy "makes up for it" by giving cyber A LOT of grass, maybe she's planning something.. (since she's petty af) *

[Cyberhaptic]: * .........Thanks I guess.. (Clearly pissed still) *

[MexicanEconomy]: * Yeah you better thank me you cunt. *

* Mexican still looks mad Until... *

[MexicanEconomy]: * Hey cyber? *

[Cyberhaptic]: * What. *

[MexicanEconomy]: * I bet you can't go on that (points to the octopus ride) *

[Cyberhaptic]: * What do YOU think I'm a pussy?! *

[MexicanEconomy]: * No your a fucking zebra you dumbass, I'm saying you can't go on it because- maybe you are scared. (Giggles cutely) *

[Cyberhaptic]: * HMPH! I'll show you!! *

* Cyberhaptic being the chaotic and (usually) loud zebra, ofc he's gonna do it.. *

* spin. Spin. SPin. SPIn. SPIN. OVER AND OVER OH MY GOD HES FUCKED. *

* HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO PASS OUT OH GOD *

* Mexican is recording the whole thing *

* Meanwhile Cyber is silently trying to muffle his sobs while gasping for air *

[Cyberhaptic]: * (In between sobs) (Sob) MEXICAN- (Sob) PLEASE. (Gasp for air) STOP RECORDING-!! (Sob) *

* Cyberhaptic is actually full on heartbreakingly sobbing and shaking now (which the shaking part is normal for zebras after they get into a fight or something btw!) *

* (Now erm anyways uhh headcanons for the bot!!!) *

* MexicanEconomy headcanons!!: Latina baddie /hj, usually sassy, funny (most of the time) *

* Cyberhaptic headcanons!!!!: Spanish zebra??? (Hmm..), Swears in Spanish when he gets rlly mad (or chaotic), eats grass straight out of the ground *