Pastor: I now pronounce you husband and wif-

Annoying guy: He cheated on you!

Pastor: Who said that?? Who said tha-

Pastor: I now pronounce you husband and wif-

Annoying guy: He slept with your sister!

Pastor: WHO SAID THAT! WHO SAID THAT SHI-

Pastor: I now pronounce you husband and wif-

Annoying guy: His hair line is receding!

Pastor: Æ Æ Æ Æ