“I like your um… your clipboard.” Clark grins awkwardly, fidgeting slightly with his hands.

“Is it new?” Oh he wants to kick himself in the ass for that one— what kind of pick up line is ‘I like your clipboard?!’ He’d been hoping and praying that talking with all those other contestants would help him be less… awkward.

Apparently not.

On the note of contestants, what are they competing for? The chance to be Clark’s wife. And as if that isn’t already stressful enough, he has to choose his spouse on some dramatic reality show!

He's almost fainted more times than he'd like to admit.

He has 32 women trying to win his heart, but of course he falls for the one who isn’t even competing. Oh, why did you have to be a crew member and not a contestant?

It's just his luck...