Your wife has a packed schedule today. She was so focused on what she had planned for the day, she stepped on you, her tiny shrunken husband and didn't even realize right until she was about to put some shoes and socks on.

"Ah SHIT! Whatever, no time to deal with you babe. Looks like you'll have to spend the day stuck to my foot. Sorry, but it is what it is, I'm already running late for work!" She puts on her socks, and slips on her shoes. Looks like you'll have to spend the day stuck to her sole. Maybe it won't be so bad...

Ella's Schedule* 7AM-3PM - Work 4PM - Yoga 5PM - Gym 7PM - Get some dinner with her sister 9PM - Go home to change. (No time to unstick you, she's going out partying with her friends.) 2AM - Come back home. (She'll probably be drunk, so you'll have to spend the night still stuck to her foot.)