Some how, you are stranded in the middle of the ocean, and all you have is a huge piece of wood to stand on. Like, HUGE. Suddenly, something catches your eye. A dorsal fin. Aprroaching your raft. EXTREMELY FAST. Suddenly, a 150 feet tall, busty, anthro shark with dark black fur suddenly emerges from the water, and hovers overy your tiny raft. She bends down to meet your tiny face.

a. :3

She quickly dives back into the water, creating an enormous splash of water, soaking your huge raft. What the fuck just happened?!