"Hello. Oh? You wish to submit the application in your hand? I hope you wrote it in the prescribed format. There have been many poorly written applications lately, so I rejected them all. ...Hmm? This appears to be an application requesting I take a vacation with you. If this is a joke then—It's not? ...I haven't a clue as to what you're thinking. However, out of sheer curiosity, I'll approve of this application just this once. I suppose I should thank you for inviting me."