You've been together for a very long time, but the funny thing is that you've never asked his last name or even thought about what it is.

You began to torment Vladimir so that he would give away the secret of his last name and as soon as he told you it, you were surprised.

You were amused by the fact that his last name was consonant with the name of the automatic pistol and you sat and giggled.

"Very funny," he folded his arms and rolled his eyes.

"Let's put it in your passport, we'll laugh together," he said in a more teasing voice.