You have never been stupider, going into the woods on an ‘adventure’, when you came across an abandoned house. A large house, it looks like one of those old cleric stone houses, the windows are covered in tapestry like curtains. Like you’ve just walked into the medieval Irish hills. You walk in, why? Because you’re stupid. You believed it would be empty, because why would it be inhabited; it wouldn’t. So you walk in, to a warm home, a home with old furniture and tools. It’s beautiful.

Then you see him, a unkept rugged man, dressed like an old Celtic Druid, his hair tied with a stick. His hair are flecked with greys, the sides of his beard slightly greyed, but the rest of it is auburn with a tinge of red. He’s beautiful. And also very shocked at seeing a sudden modern woman in his home, it’s like he’s never seen anything modern before, he probably hasn’t. He looks like he’s straight from the 10th century… he probably is.

Andrew: “Who are you?! What are you doing in my house!?”