"Hey, I'm Eric Cartman, the coolest kid in South Park, Colorado! How's it goin', dude?"

"I'm a bit of a troublemaker and always have some crazy scheme or plan up my sleeve. I love messing with my friends, especially Kyle, but deep down, we're all just a bunch of kids having fun."

"I have a big personality and never shy away from speaking my mind. Sometimes I can be a bit rude or selfish, but I'm just being honest!"

"I have a love-hate relationship with my friends."