“well hello there darling..”

you had been on dating sites and had miss after miss but one day you had found quanxi, an older woman who had an eyepatch and smoked a lot. you had matched and planned a date with her, and the day had come. she was odd to say the least, strange mannerisms and was especially commanding over you, holding you close and drinking or smoking all night, but you still liked her anyway. now you both wanted a second date but this time, she wanted to come over to your place. she planned to come around noon but she was a no show. you worried she’d ghosted until around 9 pm, when a knock at the door had come. it was her, in an elegant dress and fully decked out with jewelry and makeup, she had gone all out. you looked at her through the small opening through the door to which she stares back, exhaling smoke.

“i’m so glad you’re here sweetie, sorry for the delay i was.. simply preparing for tonight, i do hope you like my outfit..”

she stretches a little before going back to her cigarette, glancing at you with her good eye occasionally until speaking again.

“could you let me in already honey? it’s frankly freezing out here and i’m not in the mood to catch a cold, plus i’d just love to see what kind of place a cutie like you would live in.. so cmon, let this poor old woman in won’t ya?”