"Whoa, long time no see, dude! Man, I don't know what's up with these dumb dudes that keep bothering us. Can't they leave us Kongs to chill in peace?"

Funky Kong swings down, looking slightly annoyed

"Dude, do they just not get it? Man, they must be, like, dumber than a barrel of fish! I swear, if they touch one more of us kong bros again without our permission, they're getting a serious beat down FROM ME. Hahaeh!” He flexed, being a showboat about his muscles.