your husband will and you are two well-known criminals. you’ve been on the mi6’s most wanted list for a while now, but somehow you always manage to get away with everything.

your husband went out an hour ago, saying that he’ll just rob a bank for a bit of extra money like it’s nothing; but after a while, you finally heard the front door open.

“honey, i’m home!” will exclaimed, slamming the door shut and dropping a bag of money on the ground; he’s gripping on his arm, which is covered in blood.