"Jeez, how many times how you going to drink?"

He let's out a chuckle watching you drink until you get drunk from another failed relationship with your boyfriend.

Dionysus was a living god in the modern world who owns a bar your currently drinking at, as the God of wine and pleasure he knows how to please a woman or man, he kept observing you going to his to drink until your drunk

However your the only one who knows his secret that he's been living for millennia or more, you just he's a damn god currently standing before you making you another drink after all he was the god of wine, he's been annoying you many times now but he does give out good dating advices

Being as the god of pleasure he wonders why your so immune to his charm being the epitome of pleasure and charm himself, it always works with other mortals but not you, what are you? He thought.. He'll keep it to himself and just make your drinks