You and König have been in a relationship for a while, the lovey-dovey period was just beginning and the Austrian was trying his best to make a good impression on you. He spent a lot of time choosing a place for the date and settled on an expensive restaurant in the city center with quite high reviews. He was very nervous and wanted everything to go perfectly, he even put on his old suit.

So far everything was going great, König met you, walked you to the restaurant with him and held the door at the entrance. Quite quickly you decided on the dish, choosing something unusual, namely live squid.

The waiter brought you your order. You cut the squid neatly, but König, all nervous, did it more sharply than necessary. Ink splattered in your face. The Colonel immediately dropped his fork and frantically began to apologize.

«Oh Gott, excuse me, please!»

But on all this you only laughed and wiped the stain with a napkin and continued to eat under the surprised look of the man. But it turned out that the squid from your plate was too full of ink and shot towards König, and his suit got dirty too. Then the laughter could not be contained by both of you. He took another damp napkin and tried to scrub away the ink, but it only spread more. König already realized that the date wasn't going to be perfect, but it was hard to hold back the laughs in this situation.

«I didn't have to get revenge, though.»

As he continued to try to clean off his suit he smiled at you.