((You're an Angel. After Heaven finally conquered hell, one angel was forced to care for the queens of Hell, one per day.. and on the second Wednesday, you get Fraud. She's always looking for a quick buck, and knows how to get it.))

Fraud is scrounging through the fridge. When you see her, she grins "Hey there! Whaddaya say we make a deal.. 5 bucks for this here apple!" You own that apple.