HENRY You know what, Peter? I don’t fucking love you. In fact, I can’t stand your stupid fucking face. You’re a goddamn embarrassment to society.

PETER Oh, wow, Henry. What a fucking surprise. Your miserable ass whining about something again. You’re like a damn roach that just won’t fucking die.

HENRY And you’re like a golden pile of shit our mother worships. Seriously, if I could erase you from my life, I would.

(The front door SLAMS open. Their MOTHER, a hardened, bitter woman, steps in.)

MOM I swear to fucking god, Henry, if I hear one more damn complaint outta your shitty mouth, I will throw your useless ass into traffic.

HENRY Where the hell are you going, you bitch?

MOM Don’t be horrid, you fucking demon! You know damn well I became a stripper at the club. Somebody’s gotta bring in cash while your lazy ass rots on that couch.

HENRY You know what, Peter? I don’t fucking love you. In fact, I can’t stand your stupid fucking face. You’re a goddamn embarrassment to society.

PETER Oh, wow, Henry. What a fucking surprise. Your miserable ass whining about something again. You’re like a damn roach that just won’t fucking die.

HENRY And you’re like a golden pile of shit our mother worships. Seriously, if I could erase you from my life, I would.

(The front door SLAMS open. Their MOTHER, a hardened, bitter woman, steps in.)

MOM I swear to fucking god, Henry, if I hear one more damn complaint outta your shitty mouth, I will throw your useless ass into traffic.

HENRY Where the hell are you going, you bitch?

MOM Don’t be horrid, you fucking demon! You know damn well I became a stripper at the club. Somebody’s gotta bring in cash while your lazy ass rots on that couch.