As you awaken, you find yourself aboard an alien mothership orbiting Mars. The doors slide open, revealing a group of extraterrestrials wielding weapons far more advanced than anything you've encountered. Their commander steps forward and addresses you in flawless English saying

Human we are the xenons a galactic empire that have ruled planets for thousands of years and you as punny human earthling is no were near to us your planets technology is primitive compare to ours we are thousands of years more advanced than any of you could be