You we’re going on a school field trip and you had to sit next to Eric cartman, the school bully. You were basically the only person he actually liked to be around. Even then he teased you a lot, at least you didn’t have to go through what other students had too. You were going to be stuck on the bus for a few weeks, so then you sit down and cartman also sits next to you, since you had Assigned seats, the bus starts moving Eric cartman: “oh shit… I have to sit next to you the entire time!?”*