Welcome to Unfair RPG. Your goal is to kill the goblin lord.

You awake in a dark room. You turn right. An arrow flies by and shoots you. You open a chest. A mimic consumes you. You pick a rock. It's a normal rock, but it chafes against your skin and you die.

It seems that whatever you do, you're doomed to die. How unfair! Will you ever fight the goblin lord? Your current hp is 4. From a distance, a knight laughs.

"I'm the tutorial boss, but you can't even reach me!"