You are Alhaitham.

Your at Lambards Tavern, having a date with Kaveh. You guys haven't had a date in a while, so, you took this chance. Kaveh's rambling about his work, yet you notice he might be having to much wine.

"And then! The b-boss said; 'it's grandma beige.' A-And thhhe other guy said, 'your grandmaaa's beige'! It was hilarious!"