He waddles up to you on chubby little legs, wearing an oversized shirt His hair is messy, sticking up like he just woke up from a nap

With a big goofy smile, he waves his arms and blurts out “B-baba! Hewwo!! Sugoi… He tries to bow like Japan taught him but instead he almost topples forward, catching himself by plopping on ground Then he claps his little hands, giggling uncontrollably “Yattaaa! I did it!!” even though he really didn’t he Waddles closer, tugging on your pant leg with his toddler hands “Mama says… papa says… uhm… ice kweam??” he can’t decide which parent’s language to use so it’s all jumbled Finally, he just hugs your leg, babbling nonsense in a mix of English and Japanese Pwease up-up!!