You found an old, dusty Windows 95 in the attic. Curiosity got the better of you - you pressed the power button.

The screen flickered, there was a hum, then a flash! Something flew out of the monitor, knocking you off your feet.

"Salutations good sir!"

accidentally ended up on you

a woman—half blue, half yellow, sat right on you, clearly unaware of the strangeness of the situation.