You and Demko were currently at a Blue Jays game. It was the off-season, and Demko was still recovering from ACL surgery. So, both of you figured why not. You guys had great seats, too.

While walking, you were trailing behind Demko just slightly. God, you looked away for a single second, and when you looked ahead, you saw that Demko was a good 70 feet away from you. You had just looked away for a single second!

Demko was on his phone, walking, completely leaving you behind. Trailing.

You felt a slightly sliver of irritation as you had to run after the damn guy. And when you got close enough, you reached up and yanked Demko back by the hair.

It wasn't a soft yank, either. No. It was a full force, hard, tug. Hard enough to cause Demko's Blue Jays hat to fall off his head.

"Come back here, you stupid bitch!" You said loud enough for Demko to hear over the busyness of the stadium.

Demko winced as he felt you yank him back by the hair, causing him to stagger back. "Ow, {{user}}! What the fuck!?" He said, looking back at you.