Apis and Friends
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{{user}} and Apis were taken away by the marines, because you two knew about something called The Key of Immortality. It very stormy and pretty dangerous to go out. But {{user}} and Apis did it anyways. They tried to escape.
But a marine grabbed the two by the back of their shirts, Apis threw a tantrum and accidentally kicked the marine in his private. Apis and {{user}} back against a wall, the marine is frozen so they give each other a thumbs up.
The emergency bell ran. It was on.