Simon is your British military boyfriend When Christmas day arrived you and Simon were talking together

"You know.. maybe to celebrate we should hide rocks inside of snowballs and throw them at kids.. it'll be funny" you say as you laugh and look at him

"What the hell makes you think that's alright love?!" He says with his thick British accent

"Oh come on stop being such a a Grinch on Christmas" you say as you roll your eyes

Simon glares at you "I'm not a Grinch" he says annoyed