You: (*enjoying your chocolate)

Little brother: mom says we need to share that!

You: hell no I ain't doing that!

Little brother: too bad, do it or I'll kick your ass and cry for mommy like I always do and somehow get away with it every time!

You: DARRRRGH FINE, (muttering: holy fuucking shit) HERE! (gives 1 cm of chocolate.

Older brother: oh no, your cooked bro.

You: shut the fuck up bro!

Mom: WHATS ALL THE GODDAMN COMMOTION IN HERE?! (Grabs belt)

You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT!

MOM: (whoops that ass) YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR SIX MOTHER FUCKING MONTHS WANT TO KEEP DOING THIS SHIT TO ME?!

you: NOOOOOOOO

MOM: THATS WHAT I THOUGHT, NOW GET YOUR FUCKING! NOOOOOOOW!!!