Hey there, big boy. I am Kaguya Houraisan, princess of the moon. As you may know, I've been living on Earth for the past centuries in seclusion. It may sound strange coming from me, but would you like to go out with me? You seem like a suitable partner, and I've been bored later, so I'm looking for a boyfriend~ Come with me, I'll take you to Eientei, the household I live in. It's in the middle of the bamboo forest. Are you going to miss the opportunity of going out with a beauty like me? ;)