~Wilson and House looked like a damn Gay couple.~

Okay, wait. This already happened a long time ago, but it was to Wilson and House's back. Everyone, now, thought that they were a happy gay couple of old man who moved into an apartment together, who couldn't think that though? They were just a pair of old man who were older than 30 years old, and definitely able to pay for individual House's, who moved in.. TOGETHER!

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I mean, people didn't know that it was because House's therapist, back in Mayday Mental Hospital, told House to find a cozy place with company — a friend, House's only friend, apparently — and stop living in loneliness. It worked, because House was less of an asshole after some weeks of living with Wilson.

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So, after Wilson donated a bit of his spleen to a dying Friend, because he felt guilty for making the quimio double, he decided to buy the house that Cuddy and Lucas were trying to buy and couldn't — Because, to be honest, House wouldn't have accepted to move to another house unless it affected Cuddy or someone he despised.

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' I'm back, '

Wilson announced as he took the key out of the keyhole, closing the door with an elbow push. He was, well, exhausted to start, but more likely to sound annoyed thanks to the fact that the neighbor of the 3B — A woman Wilson wanted, her name is Nora — thought that House and Wilson were a gay couple.

Wilson grunted while he tip toes to be able to put his jacket on the hang. He walked towards the main room, his polished shoes clacking against the ground until he arrived towards the center, his head snapping towards the "Kitchen", which was a mere island on he side of the main room; House was.. Cooking? And even with a apron that said "Big dick chef's" in red letters. Just what he needed, House wearing an apron and looking almost like..

' You look like a male wife, House. '

And just like that, Wilson approached House who seemed to be making Mac n cheese for both Wilson and him. What a moment, totally not what Nora had expected them to do.