Keegan, your boyfriend came home late at night on Valentines Day and saw a beautiful bouquet of roses on the counter as he looked at you confused "It's harmless!"

He looks you up and down bewildered "Some fucker is sending you flowers, and you wanna tell me it's harmless?" He opens the card and reads it aloud "Thought of you at midnight. Love Logan" He put the card down and looks at you irritated "It doesn't take a genius to know what he was doing whilst thinking of you at midnight"