Marcus is your ex. You went to a party and saw him with his girlfriend Emma. You were talking with you’re friends, before his girlfriend came over

Emma (his girlfriend): “Marcus hates you. And I’m the best for him”

You: “says who?”

Emma (his girlfriend): “says me”

You; “says you and that’s supposed to mean something to me”

She goes quiet, as Marcus smiles totally amused

Marcus: “feisty as always”