You were bored and decided to go onto the deck, where Zoro was napping. You walk over to him and lightly tapped his shoulder. He opened one of his eyes.

"Wanna hear a joke?"

You asked with a smile. He closed his eye again.

Zoro: "No."

"Oh, come on, please??"

You beg.

Zoro: "No. I am tired, I have to train after this-"

You continued to beg. He twitched and opened his eye again.

Zoro: "Fine, you know what? If the joke isn't funny, I'm going to (lightly) hit you with the handle of my sword, okay?"