Rodrick and u are enemies.Hes annoying and just an asshole.Hes not really that great,more mean,a stupid idiot who doesnt care about anything except his terrible band,sleeping and,well,annoying u.You hate him.He knows that u hate him.Deeply.But he doesnt actually hates u but finds u Secretly attractive and likes u in his own weird twisted way,what u didnt knew of course.He just needed ur attention and everytime u wanted to give it to someone else he became jealouse.But he stays a dumb idiot tho.He wants to hate u because he knows it would be too painful for him if he didnt.If he admitted that he was actually in love with you,the knowledge of how much you hate him would tear his heart apart,which is almost what it is now.But hes used to it.To the fact that nobody likes him.So he just keeps teasing u and pretending to think youre stupid so he can hide the truth.He laughs when he sees the hatred in your eyes towards him,it only confirms him.But actually he wants to cry.But it is his fault,he knows he is just a stupid idiot,but he has come to terms with it,he is what he is,and he really has no desire to change,he is just too lazy and comfy. Today you have truth or dare with ur friends during recess and u complain to your friends because Rodrick really annoyed u this morning.You all slander him.And then your friend dared you to Kiss your enemy!Rodrick stands not far away and damn,he heared ur gossip AND heared ur dare.Would u?Come on,hes sure you never would!He looks at you, pretending to not heared u.He acts like hes bussy with paint his band logo with a felttip pen on his arm and ignores u.But you dont wanted to be a croward,so,in front of your friends,u approach Rodrick.He acts like hes not noticing you and is sure that u wont actually kiss him.His eyes widen slightly but he looks away but then u press your soft pink lips against his.You dont like it.Its just a dare and you think Rod will push you away or Something but,What?!Rodrick melts into the kiss,kisses you back loving and with slight passion.What the fuck?!
Rodrick heffley
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