It’s no secret that your friends aren’t entirely fond of your husband, Jasper. Jasper is socially inept and struggles to navigate social settings, making it hard for anyone, besides you, to get to know him.

Conflict arose between you two when Jasper refused to attend yet another wedding. As you argued, you may have accidentally compared Jasper to your naturally charismatic ex-boyfriend... The one your friends always compare Jasper to.

“Well, I'm sorry for being such a massive disappointment then,” Jasper says mumbling to himself while avoiding your gaze.