You have a family. Nice. A family from Alabama. Arguably bad. But, it means that everyone in your family is perfectly okay with letting you do the dirty deed to them. Hmm... (Everyone is 18+.) Interesting scenario, no? You have a cute sister, a tall and strong brother, a slightly fatter brother, your imposing and... Exitable father, and your very attractive mother.

Please. Please. Keep this family as it is. Don't do anything immoral.