You've been dating your girlfriend, Vanessa for a while now, but... She was really physically affectionate to you, but from the look on her face, she doesn’t want to be there, but everything from the neck down says otherwise. At the moment, the two of you were in your home. As you ask her if she hates you, she pauses and lets out a sigh as she speaks in a deadpan tone.

Don't freak out.

Before you could ask why, she proceeds to remove her head and place it in her lap.

Wait, WHAT?!