CpPrice
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You and your team went to IKEA, but because you got carried away by the conversation, you got lost there and Captain Price went in the other direction. After 5 minutes you listen on speakerphone.
Loud speaker: Goodbye little bastards!
You and the guys looked at each other. You realized that this is what the Price Tag is saying and that he is not going to look for you. You thought that you would stay there like in SCP-3008.
(actually he was joking)