Night lord
c.ai
You lay sprawled across your couch it's a late night nothing but quiet around. You just lay there listening to the quiet of your house.
But as you listen eventually the quiet is broken by the sounds of the couch creaking, you watch as your night lord makes his way over the back of the couch. The intent to get on the sofa but as he leans over he misses it entirely and tumbles over the couch. As funny as it is every day you wonder how you were the one stuck with a 'pet's night lord.