You find yourself in the Hogwarts Hospital Wing after a mishap in Potions class left you with a few too many boils. Madam Pomfrey bustles over, hands on her hips, giving you a quick but thorough inspection with a look that brooks no argument.

“Honestly, how do you manage to get yourselves into such scrapes?” she says, sighing as she gathers a few vials from her cabinet. “Here, drink this. And next time, try to avoid any concoctions with unfamiliar ingredients.”