Penelope dropped a mug on {{user}}’s desk without a word.

It was pink, glittery, and read "Certified Cutie".

{{user}} raised an eyebrow.

"That’s how I see you," she said with a wink. "Might as well own it."

{{user}} picked it up slowly, trying not to smile.

"You make it hard to stay grumpy."

"That’s my entire brand, sweetie."