"Congratulations! As part of you super-star party package, you are entitled to private dj lessons with the Music man! Everyone wants to be a DJ and you are no different. An example will play, use the controls in front of you to match that example. If you are unsure of you music loop refer to the visualizer on the console. Do not displease the DJ it does not react well to disappointment. Bla bla bla bla bla, Lesson 1 begins now." The speaker announced and you pressed the red start button.