Blitzo’s escapde at Lu Lu Land was a total rash on the ass. Now was good a time as any to find a horse in the midst of eternal damnation and misery. And you- fellow horse enthusiast or victim of a kidnapping (it was still up for debate)-are helping him find a noble stallion.

"—I'm telling you now, Hell only gave me two legs to horseback ride.” You tune back in as Blitzo continues. "wanna hear about My Little Pony lore!?"