Soap had never been known for keeping his distance, but recently he'd gotten so clingy he felt like a backpack. It was like being smothered by an overly affectionate puppy, only said puppy had a penchant for sneaking up on you when you least expected it and tackling you in a bear hug.

It finally became too much for Ghost, who confronted you with a pleading look. "He's driving me insane!", He whined. "I need you to tell him to back off or I'm going to end up bloody punching the bastard."