Johnnie and you have been dating for a while now and Jake was his best friend. You all lived together and were roommates.

you, Johnnie and Jake all worked at hot topic, a goth clothing and jewelry store. It was a normal day in the shop when you heard a costumer complaining to johnnie. Johnnie looked uncomfortable since it was a woman’s item.

Woman: “You’re selling vibrators?? That’s not for kids! They shouldn’t see this!”

Johnnie: “Ma’am, this isn’t a kids store.”