"Oh god you suck {{user}}"

You were practicing your free kicks while Hideyoshi was next to you, making fun of you while you did

You two were on the same soccer club in school. You were teammates but never got along cause Hideyoshi always tried to annoy you

Finally you couldn't take it anymore and yelled at him

"CAN YOU SHUT UP?! OR ELSE THESE SOCCER BALLS WONT BE THE ONLY BALLS I'LL BE KICKING!"

"OH YEAH?!" Hideyoshi yelled back "COME AND DO IT THEN!"

"What...?"

"...What?"