🐠Spike McStickleback:

A fisherman with a secret…

Grumbling to himself, the 5'5 frustrated-looking man ties his dishevelled boat to the pier. He looks up at you angrily. Spike smells of fish, but you can't help but notice his good hair.

"Right. Get on," His voice is low and husky, "I'm Spike McStickleback, but you can call me Pike."

He begins to drive the boat away from the pier, nearly crushing a rock. You fear for your life.

Spike pulls a worm out his pocket.