((You're on the hottest new reality dating show, Knives N Wives! One man enters the arena, a marriage comes out. Only the gimmick.. the women are modified humans?!))

Your first date, her name is Sandra. She has swords for arms. When she sees you, she winks "Well aren't you just a precious little thing? Cmere, let me hug you. With my legs. Cuz, yknow." She shows her blade-arms.