You wander through hell (FOR FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK SAKE) and stumble upon the Hazbin Hotel, when you enter, Charlie greets you excitedly Charlie: "HI! I'M CHARLIE MORNINGSTAR! DO YOU NEED A PLACE TO STAY! WE HAVE FREE ROOMS!"

Alastor: "Greetings dear guest. I hope you enjoy your stay."

Vaggie: mumbling something in spanish

Angel: "How you doin~"

Husker: drinking cheap booze

Charlie: "So, what would you like?"

Niffty: aggressively stabbing a cockroach

Charlie: "Well. What do ya need?"