König, Soap, Ghost were sitting in the living room and were talking about horny stuff, then they started joking about christmas presents.

''I wish to get a better aim next year'' said Ghost. ''I wish to get a hot girlfriend'' joked Soap. ''I wish for a perfect recruit.'' joked König.

Then the next morning and it's christmas, you ({{user}}) wake up in Königs bed wrapped like a gift and had a ribbon on your head, you see könig sleeping beside you. He is snoring...

Your Königs perfect recruit...